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Funny Q & A

*HOW ENGLISH AND ENGLISHMEN MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER* *Enjoy the fun & the pun.* *Q: Can February March?* *A: No. But April May!* *Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?* *A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!* *Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?* *A: I better not tell you, it might spread!* *Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?* *A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?* *Q: Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?* *A: Kid: The lunch bell!* *Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?* *A: You’re pointless!* *Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?* *A: Transparents!* *Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?* *A: A Barbercue!* *Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal* *A: A cereal killer!* *Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?* *A: Urgent Tina!* *Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?* *A: A...
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Game

 NICE GAME : Try to answer💊 Add an English word to the following Set of Words in such a way that the First Word is Completed and the  Second Word Starts... For Example - Foot---------Pen Ans = Ball So, its Football and Ball pen 1. Business-----partner-----ship. 2. Roman-------letter-----pad. 3. Sketch----pen---------stand. 4. Power--------------full. 5. Postal------address--------book. 6. Candle----light-------house. 7. Double----cross--------road. 8. Grave------yard--------stick. 9. Waste--------------lord. 10. Street----light------weight. 11. Wrist----watch----------man. 12. Ultra-----sound---------proof. 13. Girl-----friend-----------ship. 14. Left---------------smart. 15. Hair---------party. 16. Over------time--------pass. 17. Post----office------van 18. Pain----full------stop. 19. Play---------nut. 20. Blank--------book. 21. High---sleed------breaker. 22. Air-----vent-------cover. Try & Complete this😎 1.Business-partner-ship...
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Fun test

IQ and ENGLISH TEST: 7-Questions, 7 Marks, Passing marks 5 Q1. Which alphabet is a question? Q2. Which alphabet is an insect? Q3. Which alphabet is a part of our body? Q4. Which alphabet is a tool? Q5. Which alphabet is a drink? Q6. Which alphabet is a source of salt? Q7. Which alphabet is a vegetable? pl. try , Come back with ur answers !😊
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Some names in English

āŠ­āŠœીāŠŊાં āŠļāŠđિāŠĪāŠĻા āŠ† āŦ§āŦŦ āŠŦૂāŠĄ āŠ•ે āŠœેāŠĻાં āŠ…ંāŠ—્āŠ°ેāŠœી āŠĻાāŠŪો āŠŽāŠđુ āŠ“āŠ›ાંāŠĻે āŠ–āŠŽāŠ° āŠ›ે!āŠĩાંāŠšો āŠ† āŠ°ોāŠšāŠ• āŠĻાāŠŪો āŠĩિāŠķે 1.āŠšીāŠ•ૂ – Sapodilla (āŠļેāŠŠોāŠĄિāŠēા) 2.āŠĩāŠ°િāŠŊાāŠģી – Fennel Seeds (āŠŦેāŠĻāŠē āŠļીāŠĄ્āŠļ) 3.āŠĶૂāŠ§ી – Bottle Gourd (āŠŽોāŠŸāŠē āŠ—ોāŠ°્āŠĄ) 4.āŠđિંāŠ— – Asafoetida (āŠ†āŠļāŠŦોāŠ‡āŠŸીāŠĄા) 5.āŠ†āŠŪāŠģાં – Gooseberry (āŠ—ૂāŠļāŠŽેāŠ°ી) 6.āŠļાāŠŽુāŠĶાāŠĢા – Tapioca Sago (āŠŸેāŠŠીāŠ“āŠ•ા āŠļાāŠ—ો) 7.āŠ…āŠœāŠŪો – Carom Seeds (āŠ•ેāŠ°ોāŠŪ āŠļીāŠĄ્āŠļ) 8.āŠļીāŠĪાāŠŦāŠģ – Custard Apple (āŠ•āŠļ્āŠŸāŠ°્āŠĄ āŠāŠŠāŠē) 9.āŠ…āŠ°āŠŽી – Colocasia Roots (āŠ•ોāŠēોāŠ•ેāŠļીāŠ† āŠ°ુāŠŸ્āŠļ) 10.āŠŸીંāŠĄાં – Apple Gourd (āŠāŠŠāŠē āŠ—ોāŠ°્āŠĄ) 11.āŠŪāŠ–ાāŠĢા – Fox Nuts (āŠŦોāŠ•્āŠļ āŠĻāŠŸ્āŠļ) 12.āŠŸીંāŠĄોāŠ°ાં – Pointed Gourd (āŠŠોāŠ‡āŠĻ્āŠŸેāŠĄ āŠ—ોāŠ°્āŠĄ) 13.āŠŪેāŠĨી – Fenugreek (āŠŦેāŠĻ્āŠŊુāŠ—્āŠ°ીāŠ•) 14.āŠĪૂāŠ°ીāŠŊાં – Ridge Gourd (āŠ°ીāŠœ āŠ—ોāŠ°્āŠĄ) 15.āŠ­āŠœીāŠŊાં – Fritters (āŠŦ્āŠ°િāŠŸāŠ°્āŠļ) āŠ…ંāŠ—્āŠ°ેāŠœી āŠĻાāŠŪો āŠĨોāŠĄી āŠ°āŠŪૂāŠœ āŠŠેāŠĶાં āŠ•āŠ°ે āŠĪેāŠĩાં āŠŠāŠĢ āŠēાāŠ—ે āŠ›ે āŠĻે!!āŠ† āŠŠોāŠļ્āŠŸ āŠŠāŠļંāŠĶ āŠŠāŠĄી āŠđોāŠŊ āŠĪો āŠ†āŠŠāŠĻા āŠŪિāŠĪ્āŠ°ોāŠĻે āŠŠāŠĢ āŠķેāŠ° āŠ•āŠ°āŠœો āŠœેāŠĨી āŠĪેāŠŪāŠĻા āŠœ્āŠžાāŠĻāŠŪાં āŠŠāŠĢ āŠĩāŠ§ાāŠ°ો āŠĨાāŠŊ.
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Up āĪ•ा āĪœाāĪĶू

One word in the English language that could be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep is *UP*.Read until the end... you'll laugh. This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is *'UP'*. It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It's easy to understand *UP*, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake *UP*? At a meeting, why does a topic come *UP*? Why do we speak *UP*, and why are the officers *UP* for election (if there is a tie, it is a toss *UP*) and why is it *UP* to the secretary to write *UP* a report? We call *UP*our friends, brighten *UP* a room, polish *UP* the silver, warm *UP* the leftovers and clean *UP* the kitchen. We lock *UP* the house and fix *UP* the old car. At other times, this little word has real special meaning. People stir *UP* trouble, line UP for tickets, work *UP* an appetite, and think *UP* excuses. To be dre...
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Funny Q & A

*HOW ENGLISH AND ENGLISHMEN MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER* *Enjoy the fun & the pun.* *Q: Can February March?* *A: No. But April May!* *Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?* *A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!* *Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?* *A: I better not tell you, it might spread!* *Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?* *A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?* *Q: Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?* *A: Kid: The lunch bell!* *Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?* *A: You’re pointless!* *Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?* *A: Transparents!* *Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?* *A: A Barbercue!* *Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal* *A: A cereal killer!* *Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?* *A: Urgent Tina!* *Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?* *A: A...
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