Homophone riddles...
*HOMOPHONE RIDDLES* *What did the dog say to the insect that bit him?* Flee, flea! *What do you call a huge pile of money?* A cash cache. *What do you call a rough path?* A coarse course. *What’s an untied string?* Not a knot! *What do you call a gathering of butchers?* A meat meet. *What do you call a discounted boat ride?* A sail sale. *What do you call two pears?* A pear pair. *Who did Uncle Bug marry?* Aunt Ant. *What do you call a scary bear?* A grisly grizzly. *Why did the cowboy give cough medicine to his steed?* He had a hoarse horse. *What do you call a lazy statue?* An idle idol. *How did the moose begin the letter to his cousin?* Dear Deer. *What do you call a young coal digger?* A minor miner. *What do you say to a soldier in shining armor when he goes to bed?* Night-night, Knight! *What do you call a scared bucket?* A pale pail. *What do you call bunny fur?* Hare hair. *What is a quick look at a mountaintop?* A peak peek...