Homophone riddles...

*HOMOPHONE RIDDLES*

*What did the dog say to the insect that bit him?*
Flee, flea!

*What do you call a huge pile of money?*
A cash cache.

*What do you call a rough path?*
A coarse course.

*What’s an untied string?*
Not a knot!

*What do you call a gathering of butchers?*
A meat meet.

*What do you call a discounted boat ride?*
A sail sale.

*What do you call two pears?*
A pear pair.

*Who did Uncle Bug marry?*
Aunt Ant.

*What do you call a scary bear?*
A grisly grizzly.

*Why did the cowboy give cough medicine to his steed?*
He had a hoarse horse.

*What do you call a lazy statue?*
An idle idol.

*How did the moose begin the letter to his
cousin?*
Dear Deer.

*What do you call a young coal digger?*
A minor miner.

*What do you say to a soldier in shining armor when he goes to bed?*
Night-night, Knight!

*What do you call a scared bucket?*
A pale pail.

*What do you call bunny fur?*
Hare hair.

*What is a quick look at a mountaintop?*
A peak peek.