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Humour with English...

 Multilingual humour.🤭 ```When I saw a snake for the first time, I was सर्पrised.    My Urdu is behtar than your English. I wanted to marry a Photo Journalist, par PAPA RAZZI nahi hue. Why is vegetarian food not very popular? Simply because it doesn’t have मांस appeal. Ghosts have their own ATMA-SPHERE. Who called it family planning and not जनration? People with paunch want to show that they have a well 'तोंड (toned) body. I had sore throat once. It took me few vicks to recover..                God never tasted any cough syrup, because khuda-na-khasta.                        Visited a dentist named Simran. She asked "where are you feeling the pain?" Me: Jaw Simran Jaw                        I really don't care who takes bath daily. It स्नान of my business.                ...

Fun with English...

 *When you have nothing better to do* *Just try answers for these*  1. If poison expires; is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? 🤔 2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? 🤔 3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is "Unplanned"? 🤔 4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V? 🤔 5. Maybe Oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work. 🤔 6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty. 🤔 7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims" 🤔 8. 100 years ago everyone owned a Horse and only the rich had Cars. Today everyone has Cars and only the rich own Horses. 🤔 9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them. 🤔 *Still have time for fun..?* *Let's try this* Six Great Confusions Which are still unresolved 😄😂 1. At a movie theatre, which...