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 Multilingual humour.🤭





```When I saw a snake for the first time, I was सर्पrised.

  





My Urdu is behtar than your English.








I wanted to marry a Photo Journalist, par PAPA RAZZI nahi hue.









Why is vegetarian food not very popular? Simply because it doesn’t have मांस appeal.









Ghosts have their own ATMA-SPHERE.











Who called it family planning and not जनration?












People with paunch want to show that they have a well 'तोंड (toned) body.












I had sore throat once. It took me few vicks to recover..               











God never tasted any cough syrup, because khuda-na-khasta.                       





Visited a dentist named Simran. She asked "where are you feeling the pain?"

Me: Jaw Simran Jaw                       
















I really don't care who takes bath daily. It स्नान of my business.         

           













    

"Kya tujhe hammer se darr lagta hai?"

"Ha-thoda."



Come on Pat-Anjali

What Ayurveding for ?```

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